1. What time is it? Who the fuck gives a shit? Why the hell do you care what the fucking time it is and who the fuck are you anyway? I don't give a flying fuck what time it is.
2. Name as appears on birth certificate: Satan
3. Nickname(s): Lucifer, fallen angel, devil, el chupacabra
5. Single or taken?: Well, if a great big cock to fuck means taken, then yeah, I'm taken every night
6. Chinese zodiac: Rawr.
7. Hair colour: Blah, blah stupid fucking
8. Eye color: shit, this is really dumb
9. Height: don't give a flying fuck
10. Shoe size: I need to think of some witty things to say to offend people
11. Glasses, contacts or neither?: that's my new hobby
12. Braces?: offending people, because I hate people
13. Piercing/tattoos?: And I don't think that hating everyone makes me petty
14. Birthplace: It actually makes me happy, so fuck you all
15. Current residence: Hell
16. Siblings name: I don't have any fucking siblings, I mean, would you want someone else like me walking around?
******HAVE YOU EVER******
17. Gone skinny dipping?: Well, I fucked a homeless guy in a hot tub for a BigMac once . . . does that count?
21. Skipped school?: Only for months at a time
22. Bungee jumped?: Again, who really fucking gives a shit?
23. Kissed someone not related to you?: Why kiss anyone who's not related to you? My uncle slips the best tongue . . .
24. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you?: Again, what do I need some slut off the street for when I have dear old granny?
25. Kiss more than two people in one day: Kissed them where?
26. Kissed?: . . . . redundant
27. TP'd someone's house? With a rigged up leaf blower and an industrial roll of paper.
28. Won something?: Not much of a winner . . .
29. Asked someone out?: And here come more dumb survey questions
30. Been rejected? I prefer the rejection
31. Been in love?: blah blah blah
32. Been to a funeral?: death, death, deathydeath dot monster
33. Used a lighter? Only to light my three packs a day
34. Been on stage?:
******FAVORITE******
35. Food: blood
36. Ice cream flavor: black
38. School subject(s): Dr. Dre
39. Breakfast cereal: burrito
40. Number(s): who wants an ass-kickin'?
41. Book(s): milkshake
42. Movie(s): 90 gazillion
43. Candy: children
44. Soda:
45. Color(s):
46. Vacation spot:
47. Sport to watch on tv:
48. Sport to play:
49. Bands/musicians:
51. Fast food restaraunt:
52. Cartoon Character:
53. Holiday:
54. Name for a boy:
55. Name for a girl:
.. . . got bored, these things are too long
******DO YOU PREFER******
56. Chocolate or vanilla?: Well, I hate black people, but those honkey son's of bitches are too cocky.
57. Boys or girls?: As long as their under 10 years old, who could notice a difference?
58. Long relationships or one night stands?: Neither, keep it fresh fucked up and right in the middle
59. Dogs or cats?: Well, to be perfectly honest, cat's scratch and dog's bite, so I'd have to go with the farm animals, their bottoms are used to it.
60. Scary movies or comedies?: Porn
61. Silver or gold?: If it's free I don't five a fuck
62 Croutons or bacon bits?: Croutons suck, so I'm partial to bacon
******THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******
63. Doctor: death
64. Hedgehog: Mortimer
65. School: death
66. Grass: death
67. Cow: death
68. Canada: hockey
69. Mouse: death
70. Hand: death
******THE PAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU******
71. Watched a movie?: sure, whatever
72. Talked on the phone?: Well, seeing as everyone thinks I'm an asshole it doesn't ring much anymore
73. Cried?:
74. Threw up?:
75. Drank a glass of water?:
76. Gone to the bathroom?:
77. Read a book or magazine?:
78. Watched tv?:
79. Looked in the mirror?:
80. Taken a shower?:
81. Taken a picture?:
82. Listened to music?:
83. Hugged or kissed someone?:
84. Done your hw?:
85. Told someone you loved them?: I got bored . ..
***DO YOU BELIEVE IN....******
86. Heaven?: Slit yourself open and check inside . . . it's a state of mind
87. A one true love?: the real question is, do you believe you're really even here?
88. Aliens?: Okay, if you're asking to I believe there's some form of life other than what's here on our planet, then yes, but I don't believe any creatures other than small one celled organisms could possibly come to "Earth" . . . unless you count El Chupacabra, and yes, I believe in chupacabra.
89. Fun for the entire family?: If you count their dead bodies you get lots of loads of fun.
90. Freedom of speech?: Okay I'm done
91. Love?:
92. Magic?:
So that was 100+ questions of shit.
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